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Required fields are marked *. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Donnie! What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over? I am a master diver, you hear that? If I can be of any help to you on your journey I'll do my best. You're sick! Jordan Belfort: It's not like that. Mark Hanna: Because, I mean, fuckety fuck fuck, Jordan, look at this thing! Privacy Policy Jordan Belfort: You just made love to me. Jordan Belfort: Champagne. Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! Mayday! Jordan Belfort: picks her up. Shit, I can sell lubes to a convent full of nuns, get 'em so horny they'll be fucking each other in the coffers. Jordan Belfort: In point of fact, The Wolf of Wall Street: WOLF OF WALL STREET:Wolf of wallstreet: Wolf of wall st {wolf of wall street}:by Jordan Belfort. Jordan Belfort: The 4.95-acre equestrian estate comes with a wine cellar, a ten-stall stable, and a saltwater pool. This is Captain Ted Beecham aboard the yacht Naomi! Di Caprio and Scorsese combine for one of the most fun financial movies of this decade. Jordan Belfort: That's not why I do it. Its because you have not learnt enough. Fuck you! Something about laundering drug money through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki, you know the founder of Benihanna. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. Jordan Belfort: I have a low blood sugar thyroid thing Jordan Belfort: I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. They're fuckin' - the things they're doing now, Pops, I mean, I mean, it's on a whole other level. You hear me? Where's my kiss? Yeah, I jerk off. If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it's gonna be me, out of out of respect, you know? Guinea Gulch. Jean? I still have family over there, though. In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. You're a father now. So there's a silver lining to that too, honey. Are you behind on your credit card bills? If you agree to the divorce right now, I will allow visitation. Money doesn't just buy you a better life - better food, better cars, better pussy - it also makes you a better person. Does daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls, huh? Donnie Azoff: I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because it's awesome. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Jordan Belfort, Successful people are 100% convinced that they are masters of their own destiny, theyre not creatures of circumstance, they create circumstance, if the circumstances around them suck they change them. Jordan Belfort, I want you to back yourself into a corner. Alden Kupferberg: What do you mean you want a divorce? Go on. Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Give him time. Fucking whore. Oh, hey! I want to stay married, Dad, but it's crazy out there. They were priced between three and five hundred dollars and made you wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip, which I always did. Don't worry about it, I got it. And whore you gonna be sitting next to? There could be. $430,000 in one month, Jordy. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Yeah, no. Her pussy was like heroin to me. She's a classy lady. Is it Wednesday already? They're not buying shit. And I choose rich every fucking time. I'm sober for two years, stopped my drugs, settled down with my wife and kids, and then this happens! Jordan Belfort: Cause I cant keep track of your professions honey! Jordan Belfort: Can I have that Danish? Good. I don't wanna die, Jordan! You called the captain the n-word. More importantly, you will learn. Get off me! Naomi Lapaglia: And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. For a moment, I had forgotten I lived in a world where everything was for sale. No? Naomi Lapaglia: Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter, didn't even graduate. I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. Whether America plans to invade Switzerland in the upcoming months. Its not on the elemental chart. Naomi Lapaglia: Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. "Has Brad apologized yet? Which is why you should pick up 5000 shares . Coming Soon. And actually do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day, huh? Jordy, one of these days the chickens are gonna come home to roost. Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff. Who? Mark Hanna : So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you . WHY? What we're gonna do is this: first we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM, blue chip stocks exclusive. Teresa Petrillo: , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Don't you dare throw that fucking water on me! In fact, you never did anything wrong in the first place. The fucking hero I'm gonna be back at the office when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat. GET OFF THE PHONE! A place for mercenaries. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. Cinemark His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they? I'm the Founder of SucceedFeed.com and I truly appreciate you taking the time to read my posts and being apart of the Succeed Feed community. Whose fucking teeth are you gonna knock in? Rugrat gets busted down in Miami, and guess who happens to be with him? It was the sort of silence shared by two people who're comfortable enough not to force a conversation ahead of its logical progression. Turn around! Honey, you okay? Donnie Azoff: Out of respect. Donnie Azoff, Look, man a lot of having a kid or whatever takes risk, whether youre fuckin cousins or not, you know Donnie Azoff, Well, basically, you know, if the kid was retarded I would I would, you know, drive it up to the country and just like, you know, open the door and let it say Youre free now! You know? Naomi Lapaglia: No. Or fucking dies! Jordan Belfort, So you listen to me and you listen well. Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today when their emperor's gone? Last month you were a wine connoisseur, now you're an aspiring landscape architect. Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed. Jordan Belfort, If you want to be rich, never give up. Jun 17, 2013, 7:25 AM. Did you? Whoa! Because I can't keep track of your professions, honey. Pound for pound theyre stronger than grizzly bears, and, if you want to know the truth, they happen to scare the living shit out of me. [reacting to market crash] I'll do four grand. Yeah, yeah I jerk off. I got you, baby. My name is Jordan Belfort. Jordan Belfort: You people are all shit out of luck. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Don't you Duchess me! It doesn't exist. You fucking bitch! Put the fucking car in the park, you dumb fucking idiot! About a month later, Donnie and I decided to double team her on a Saturday afternoon while our wives were out shopping for Christmas presents. Naomi Lapaglia: [laughing] Read critic reviews. And in the case of the telephone, it's up to each and every one of you, my highly-trained Strattonites. That's my boy right there. Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit, you know? It kind of wigs some people out. Let's go the other fucking way! Jordan Belfort: Oh no. You're a father now, Jordan. I'm a mutt. Oh, no. Give yourself no choice but to succeed. When you get really good at it, youll fucking be stroking and youll be thinking about money. Mark Hanna, Her father is the brother of my mom. A New York stockbroker refuses to cooperate in a large securities fraud case involving corruption on Wall Street, corporate banking world and mob infiltration. Feel free to reach out and connect. Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic. Jordan Belfort: Who's Venice? ~ Jordan Belfort. Jordan Belfort: Pick up the phone and start dialing! Its fairy dust. Donnie Azoff: Shit about you and your cousin or something like that. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Wolf Of Wall Street animated GIFs to your conversations. And when it gets in, I'll give you a call and you come pick it up. It's flooded! Oh my God! What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here? We don't start dialing at 9:30, because our clients are already answering the phone! Write your name down on that napkin for me. Jordan Belfort: What is that supposed to mean, you want a divorce? Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. Keep talking, you fucking piece of shit! Listen to me, if you piss up the SEC's leg, you end up with your tits in a wringer. I gotta tell you. Jordan Belfort: [stands up tall, smiling] Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. In fact, she's decided to throw them all away. Jordan Belfort: Say hi to Rocco and Rocco! Refresh and try again. right? We don't give two shits about how technology works, 'cause all we care about is getting fucking RICH! Saurel! The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) Quotes Showing all 117 items Jordan Belfort : Let me tell you something. Dont ever forget that., Listen, guys, fucking around with midgets aint no joke. Hey Paulie, what's up? Are you behind on your credit card bills? Patrick Denham: The Matthew McConaughey's Wolf Of Wall Street chant soon became of the most iconic parts of the movie and is right up there in popularity with the actor's own " Alright, alright, alright " from Dazed And Confused. It's startin' to shit in the house again. And I will make you richer than the most powerful CEO in the United States of fucking America! I don't care whose birthday it is. I want to. Stratton Oakmont Commercial: Jordan Belfort: All Id done was taken the small liberty of moving things to their logical conclusion, changing T and E to T and A: Tits and Ass!, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right?, But what I sincerely hope is that my life serves as a cautionary tale to the rich and poor alike; to anyone whos living with a spoon up their nose and a bunch of pills dissolving in their stomach sac; or to any person whos considering taking a God-given gift and misusing it; to anyone who decides to go to the dark side of the force and live a life of unbridled hedonism. Then look no further. Jordan Belfort: They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., Vn ca bn l g? Stop that sweetie, please?