O'Hurley: Name a TV show a man should be embarrased that he watches.Contestant:The Andy Griffith Show. You know, you're not usually married in third grade. Harvey: We asked 100 men, tell me the perfect height for a woman. 2011present: - Host (Talking to the Judges about the same answer), "The Judges are saying '(I/We need to)(Be)More specific.'." - Current version, "If you plan on being in Los Angeles, and would like to be a part of our studio audience, simply call these toll free numbers for tickets and information: In California, call [[5]]. O'Hurley: Name something that everyone knows aboutAl Gore.Contestant: He's aRepublican. Harvey: You gonna sit up here on national TV and say "nekkid", and then point at the damn board like we gonna let you get away with it! We sure will. - Steve Harvey (commemorating original Feud host Richard Dawsons death in 2012), "Hi, folks, we have a sad news to share with you. Let's startthe championship match on the new FAMILY FEUD CHALLENGE!!!! - said before the start of the second half of the Fast Money round, "(buzz-buzz) Try again!" If we still have a show! And I asked my mother about it; I said, "Is there something wrong?". Oh ho! Steve Harvey: Well, you had me fooled! I've done lots and lots of jobs, and I've never, ever had a job like Family Feud. Dawson: Very good. ", 1987 Pilot: Thank you so much, and welcome to Family Feud. (to Jason Black, a contestant) All right, Jason; the man who knows all things depilotory! Leading the team is the new next host of "The Tonight Show" Jimmy Fallon! Points are tripled, but you only get one strike. As you can see, I got my feudin' clothes on today, complete with pocket square. It could happen." - said upon the final answer in Fast Money, "But, if he/she does it all by his/herself, don't bring (insert other contestant) out." Dawson: Name something that has to warm up before you use it. "Hey! Thank you, America." If you can't think of an answer, say "pass", then I'll get back to it if there's time. That's very touching, but I'm double parked now, and so, we have to get on with this. 3. Harvey: Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house.Contestant: NAKED GRANDMA!Harvey: NakedHuh?Contestant: I wouldn't want to see that, either.Harvey:I know you're right, okay, no one want to see a naked grandma, what is the chances, if you break into a house and found out grandma in there, I am naked, look for naked grandma in the house, outside in the woods, in the blanket, it is the occupant person. Harvey: Thank you. (We'll)See ya/you (here)on the (Family) Feud. - Louie Anderson (said during the Triple Round, to a controlling/opposing family whose bank may or may not have enough points to win; early from 1999), "That answer has to be up there for you to stay alive/steal. You'll get the answer as we play The New Family Feud Challenge! O'Hurley: Name a part of your body that never gets sunburned.Contestant: My butt. I'm (your man) Steve Harvey; wegot a(nother)good one for you today. Combs: Their husbands? Thank you. third strike, then the (insert family name) will get a chance to steal (and win the game/remain the champs/play Sudden Death)! Harvey: One of them is cry everything. Come here, give the animal right here. Combs: When kids finally move out of the house, name something specific they often leave behind. All I can tell you is, this has been a very special nine years of my life! Who's going first? Contestant: The bottom part. ", 19881994:Daytime 19881992/Syndicated 19881992; 19931994: "Let's meet/Introducing the (insert family #1 (and their names)), ready for action! We call it Bullseye. Besides, he hosted the very same show I'm hosting now! "It's Celebrity Family Feud, the ultimate star-studded Tuesday night event! (insert winning family) are going for the money/(insert money amount) right after (we watch) this." [time's up buzzer] Oh, to hell with that! If you've just tuned in, we welcome you to the premiere episode of our evening version. . Just look at me." - Gene Wood (1981-1985), We will be back with more Family Feud with Richard Dawson in just a moment! - Gene Woods throwing back to Richard after plugs, "If your family would like to tryout for Family Feud, and you live in the Los Angeles area (or expect to be there), call area code [[2]]. Dawson: Who is it that you don't want to see the results of your IQ test? It's packed with side-splitting humor and charm. Contestant: Yes. Harvey: Name a word or phrase that follows the word pork.Contestant: "Upine"Harvey: Huh? Call me! - Louie Anderson about the Family Circle Tournament finale, "(insert score recap). (NOTE: Remember that the slides with the answers display them in order from 1 to 5. O'Hurley: If you wanted to become the nextHugh Hefner, name something you'd need to get.Contestant: I think you'd need to get someViagra. < Family Feud Edit Contents 1 Opening Spiels 2 Quotes & Catchphrases 2.1 Fast Money 2.2 Final Episode 2.3 Steve Harvey Catchphrases 3 Contestant Plug 4 Ticket Plug 5 Funny Contestant Guesses 5.1 Richard Dawson 5.2 Ray Combs 5.3 Louie Anderson 5.4 Richard Karn 5.5 John O'Hurley 5.6 Steve Harvey 6 Commemorative Speeches 7 Taglines O'Hurley: A state that has a direction in its name.Contestant:Arizona. Whoever gets this Top/(Number) Oneanswer wins/will win the game." Thank you. [Contestant 2] Oh, I've got a good answer to that [laughs]. (second player heads off to the soundproof booth) (insert winning family) are playing for $10,000/$20,000!" Anderson: Name a talk show host you watch in the daytime. Let's make sure the board is cleared. Harvey: Name a city people win vacations to. Contestant: Oh right, that was close in the area. Dawson: Name a time that most people get up. I think I'm prepared, soif you're ready, let's have the first item up for bids! Introducing the (insert family #1 and their names), playing against (our returning champions,)the (insert family #2 and their names)! "- Ray Combs from The New Family Feud 1992-1994, "Thank you. I meant lawn your grass. Come on, let's me and you stand here. - Richard Dawson (whenever an answer scored zero in Fast Money), "You passed. Write and run a set of commands to automate . O'Hurley: We asked 100 womenname a place you'd hate to discover you were growing hair. - Ray Combs from the first half of the 1992 pilot, "(Ray holding the microphone saying "Thank you!") Premiere: "This is Joey Fatone from UniversalOrlando Resort in sunny Florida! Vint's latest money-making scheme is to get on "Family Feud" (the nighttime syndicated edition) and win $10,000 in Fast Money. Go back (to the podium)! Contestant: One another's husbands. We will miss you, Richard. You got a pillow, a doll, mirror, using a hand, that stuff animal is waiting, you put all your damn thing. But to do that, we've got to play the Feud!" But I want you to know,that I'm excited about being on CBS, and hosting this show. So, write to us, won't ya? Here we go with another Face-Off!" [Before the answer was revealed, Combs remarked, "And if anybody at home tries it, please call the number on the bottom of the jar."]. Otherwise, player 2 gets control of the round. Thank you." Harvey: We asked 100 men, name a part of your body that's bigger than it was when you were 16 Contestant: Said,the medical terminology. Im sorry! - Said ifthe contestant buzzed in before Steve asked the question, "Welcome back to (the) ((Celebrity) Family) Feud(, everybody)! You, (insert second winning family member), get out of here! [BUZZ]. - Louie Anderson, John OHurley, and Steve Harvey, "I'll/I'm gonna/Let me finish (reading/asking)/re-read the question." - Ray Combs in the second half of the 1992 pilot, "Welcome to The Family Feud Challenge. Introducing (our returning champions,) the (insert family #1), ready for action! Here's the star of Family Feud, RAY COMBS!!! Combs:[during Fast Money]A position on a football team. (Ready for action!) My parents. - Ray Combs (1988-1994), "(I love this game!) Los Angeles, CA, 90036!" - Richard Dawson (1976-1985; 1994-1995), "For the (Family) Feud, I'm Ray Combs saying thank you for watching. It's time to play Fast Money for WINNING TEAM: $10,000/$20,000!" (Play at home!)" Let's check the scoreboard." That's where two typical American families fight it out for family honor, and a little spending money for the relatives. Combs: A CONDOM!!?!?!?!?! ", "((Remember to) Play Family Feud on Facebook with your friends. Karn: We surveyed one hundred people, your goal is to give me the most popular answer. (camera snapshot)God bless all the little children in the world. That's my favorite answer this year. O'Hurley: Name the one thing people know aboutRosie O'Donnell.Contestant: I'll say that she was the wife on the TV showRoseanne. - From Steve Harvey's early hosting, "If the (insert family team name) family wins today's show, they're going to drive away/out of herein a brand new car." Let's have some fun." Introducing the (insert family #1 (and their names)), ready for action! Alright, you can not say the same word. Contestant withPatoisaccent: Richard, Me gonna go alone and say "Arange". . Dawson: A country that begins with the letter S. Dawson: Tell me how long is too long for a house guest to visit. STEVE walks out to family feud music. ", Host Introduction #2: "And now, here's the star of the Family Feud, (MR.) RICHARD DAWSON!!!" - Ray Combs on a Fast Money loss. - said to the player before the start of the Fast Money round, "Turn around!" Karn: Name a country other than the US that is admirable.Contestant's family:Africa or Europe. Combs:[during Fast Money]A city in Mexico. [ The Baldwins clap and cheer ] Ray Combs: Can I see a fax machiiiiine! Family game night will never be the same. Harvey:(mocking her) "We're goin' for the money, so that makes it alright! SCRIPT FOR FAMILY FEUD - ILS IN APPLIED ECONOMICS *Title of the game show appears Voice over- Patuloy ang labanan para sa P250,000 dito sa Family Feud. Dawson: [laughs] Cuckoo [laughs & crowd laughs] A foo-- How the hell did you people get on this show? Harvey:Okay, what'd you say? If you said Milk, you had the Bullseye answer. - Richard Karn (going to a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 2003-2006), "Who's playing? Harvey: If Captain Hook was moonlighting as a handyman, he might replace his hook with what tool? Anderson: Name something teenage boys can do for hours at a time. Our returning champions, you might know them, are called the Kakadelas Family." - Richard Karn (said at the start of the Triple Round from 2002-2003), "But be careful, because in this round, you only get one strike. Be good to your family/families. Dawson: Name one ofthe Three Bears. Combs:[during Fast Money]Something that improves with age. "Listen (very) carefully as we move (very) quickly." Combs:[during Fast Money]A word used to describe a plane flight. ", you steal. O'Hurley: A late-night TV personality you fall asleep listening to.Contestant #1: Jim O'Reilly.Contestant #2:Oprah Winfrey?O'Hurley:I didn't think she was a late-night person, but if you insist! [buzzer]O'Hurley: I think the holidays are going to be a very different experience for you this year. Game Shows Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Here's the question. Somehow, he actually gets the Harper clan (including Ellen, but not Fran or Sonia) on . Dawson: A food that comes in instant-form. (Thats) 6430 Sunset Blvd. I'm sorry. - Louie Anderson (going to a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 1999-2002), "Who's playing? Dawson: Name a part of a telephone. That's what my mother did to me. Wow! - Richard Dawson (to the Controlling Family during the Triple Round if time runs short), "Top three answers on the board. This preview shows page 1 - 2 out of 2 pages. O'Hurley: Name the age when men start coloring their hair.Contestant: 42. You win (the game (and the car))/get to play Sudden Death. I don't like this game. Dawson: Your bra! His very small package. If not, they get to play for $10,000/$20,000, because, mathematically, you don't have enough points." . Thank you! (shown on one episode of the Harvey era). What, what is "upine", this is the greatest answer ever heard, I steal you, I steal you, I think it is the #1. [audience erupts in laughter]. (On your marks! This is the greatest show I've ever had! For this crew thatdone every show we do here, the show has done other networks, they've been with us nine years, and the men and women that worked with ABCand do this show, I followed through hell and marvelous. With the star of our show, AL ROKER! - John O'Hurley (on occasion from 2006-2010), "(We surveyed 100 people,) Top (insert number) answers on the board." ", 20022003: I know where you're at, man. ONE TALL STAND IS POSITIONED IN THE CENTER OF THE STAGE. (From/All the way from (insert city and state,), (Returning for their (x) day, with (a total of)$XX,XXX,), you're still alive." 100 people surveyed, top (insert number) answers are on the board. My grandmother. And the (insert family #2 [and their names]), on your marks! - John O'Hurley, "First team/family to (reach) [[1]]points/dollars plays Fast Money for (insert amount)! Karn: Name a word that rhymes with "cookie".Contestant: Nookie. - Gene Wood and Richard Dawson (1978-1980) - Version B. Example questions include "Name things you bring on a camping trip" and "Name a place where you need to wait in line." The purpose of these questions is to encourage empathy, critical thinking, and team building at work. What makes this moment even better isthe other contestant's answer, "a church collection plate" was worthless, and it was theonlyanswer on the board worth less than "a joint"Harvey:It scored less than the joint.