Guess we gotta call it off, then, Clint bullshits, and notes how he's started to wake up in certain parts of his body as well. Oh, yeah! Wait, Clint says. Awww, Tony says and sits down across the table from them, chugging down his murky green milkshake like he's getting paid for it. After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. Plus, you'd probably unconsciously stab me to death or something., A warm huff of breath against his neck. Well, it was their life, he guessed, so he shouldnt worry about their choices, although it was sometimes very difficult to quench his motherly instincts, as Ned had dubbed them. Because it's better than watching you run. He sighs. Prompt made by: Me It was a Friday night and the Avengers had come back from their latest mission tired, and bored. But apparently, now is the moment to talk. Barton are you hugging Cap without his consent? Tony asks, laughter in his voice, from behind Clint. Its a honest to goodness benvi modern shakespeare au without the random plotting cousin. Tony and Clint were the only ones to drink. Go team go. You mentioned that.. He curls around Clint, who goes mellow at once. Alright, never have I ever woken up still drunk and gone about my day like normal anyway. Natasha said. They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. Can I just crash here? He grimaces at the awkward phrasing, but Tony nods and scoots over. "Excuse me" Natasha said. Here's nice. Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. And then I ran. Was it Bucky Barnes? For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. And the best. Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. Ok, never have I ever cried to get out of trouble, Bucky declared. He starts making Tony coffee in the mornings, when he's up earlier; Tony will shuffle in, usually a couple of minutes later, and inhale the caffeinated drink faster than can be any kind of healthy. As Clint understands, the game's usually a ploy to get laid anyway, which makes him wonder why Tony wants to play it so badly. That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. (Blame his spider-side). Yeah, Tony sighs out and nips lightly at Clint's lips. Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. I'd like there to be not running, please. In past attempts of the game (most notably in SHIELD), someone eventually jokes about something like plucking out eyeballs with their fingers, and Clint and Natasha will both take a drink being the only ones to do so and the joy's kind of gone once everyone is disgusted by them. 's good, Clint slurs into his best friend's shirt. "Who is he? This is a game, but we can't break the rules.. That is a fine name, indeed, Thor muses. Tasha's brows draw in half a milimeter, and Clint knows she like him is trying really hard not to think of their team captain's supposed hard-on. He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. A strong, almost sickly sweet wooden aroma fills the air, and Thor takes a deep whiff before sighing with contentment. I know, Legolas, Tony huffs. Well, there you go. Tony's fingers trace a scar on Clint's lower back; stray bullet, Prague. For some reason a few members had brought alcohol, and now they were all sitting in Flash' and Abe's shared hotel room, drinking shots with the plastic cups from the bathrooms. #fieldtrip Don't ask.. LOKI BABYSITS PETEY (+ EVERYONE ELSE I GUESS), THE LEVEL RED INTERNS (Slight Spideypool), 5 TIMES PETER HELPED THE AVENGERS (+1 TIME THEY HELPED HIM), LIFE GOES ON WITHOUT THEM [ENDGAME SPOILERS], A GHOST OF THE PAST [+ A/N ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE END], CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR (FOR LIKE A FEW WEEKS, CHILL), LET ME FALL (REQUESTED PART TWO) [TRIGGER WARNING], IS THE NEW ARM THAT NOTICEABLE? He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. It's a weird, stiff laugh. Before sex, during, after. Honestly of all the IronDad stories, this one is by far the best written, and quite possibly has the best finale I've seen in fanfiction ever. Just like she knew they were still dating. I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. "We still playing or what? Y'know, you're makin' it really hard for me not to come on to you right now, Tony says, but he's not touching Clint, so it's all cool. Y' guys'r all awes'm, he says, happy. It's huge and looks delicious, even if Clint hasn't slept in here before, and he wrestles out of his clothes before flopping onto the bed, naked as hell. He's clearly forgotten where it is, so the chances are big that he'll jump someone else unsuspecting. Clint isn't exactly the once-a-year kind of guy himself, but he's pretty sure that Tony's number counts double of his own. But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. Now, he finds himself inside Peter Parker's body, his heart thumping against . I am. Then he looks contemplative. , The spider bite enhanced everything- strength, metabolism, healing, sex drive.. You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. So he kisses her because she's beautiful, and awesome, and cool, and also pretty. But Devi Vishwakumar was something else entirely. Go, all of us. It's after one of Clint's undercover missions, three days of playing nice and hiding in plain sight before he could get where he needed and take out the people he should. The fuck, Clint? Bruce leaves his glass on the floor huh, looks like Tony was the exception to a rule, then and then everyone's looking at Cap. MJ, however, ringed the bell too, reminding everyone that she was a referee, and nodded at Peter. or 'never have I ever wore a dress.' I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. She knew, obviously. Danny, Luke, Ava, Nova, Aunt Nat, Mom, Dad, Uncle Clint, Uncle Thor, Uncle Sam, Uncle Rohdey, Uncle Bucky, Uncle Steve, Uncle Bruce, Uncle Loki, Wanda, Vision, Scott, T'challa, Shuri, and Aunt May. Tell me; when exactly did I become the reasonable grown-up of the two of us? Respect, they said in unison, toasting each other. Clint rolls over onto his other side, so he faces away from Stark he doesn't like people staring at his face in his sleep. Al1v3p00l, AddSomeSparkles, Gretetel, pheonixfeathers, Mani_readz, Athena_83, Son_AviAgreste, Theseeker100, Sydneyy205, Sarah_248, Bessiesboy04, Blackdahlia3000, th3_r4t_k1ng, lileolily, and_AS, 14Muffinz, Psyclopticfury, Annaparkerjones, Nicecutgee, Rahhpixy, Korbi01, Mian975, Ejiro_kiripima, localbookgirl, jnate101, minho_stole_my_cats, dxnllse, Artistik_nobody, yasammy4life, TheLyingGrapevine, apeacufulocean, Rudgiraffe, Yoosangah, rozeis, udonsuperiority, ImAHyperPotato, Madmadds01, daughter_of_apollo_7, Radzy_N3rd_time, OliOcelot, Blackwidow622, hockeyaddict, natalicja_w, charlotte1217, alilhopelessromanticgremlin, kukutajam, Alphandrew23, goldenzingy46, Tonydeservesbetter, nexttoyouboyfriends_larry, and 145 more users Though, he admitted in his mind, he had been beaten up in and outside of plenty before the serum. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! But nope, that's not Clint's deal at all he's been in enough dubious-at-best scenarios to never initiate sex with someone unless they're really really game for it so when he lands in Rogers' lap, he slides his arms around the guy's ridiculously fit torso and pulls him close. "Okay, my turn. "Language!" The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. Then you get to be the one to tell everyone why we're not fucking each other.. Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. It becomes a semi-regular thing. My homework was in the building " Matt explained. Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. Sleep. Clint buries his head in the heavenly pillow again. Ow. This story is complete. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (245), Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Devi Vishwakumar (184), Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Devi Vishwakumar (54), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong (28), Devi Vishwakumar & Nalini Vishwakumar (18), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong, Indian moms are overprotective towards sons, Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Rebecca Hall-Yoshida, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Ben Gross & Devi Vishwakumar & Original Character(s), "Nothing shakespeare couldn't turn into a really good play", fabiola and aneesa are together and in love because I say so, this is also lowkey a trent and eleanor fic because I love them, ben and devi are stubborn idiots and we love them, this is only ging to be sort of faithful to the play cause i do what i want, Picture Perfect Shiny Family (Holiday Peppermint Candy), this fic has 3 chapters but spans many years, howard will be in chapter 3 a LOT so im hyped about that, note: Devi only appears over text messages, Welcome to New York (It's Been Waiting for You), written for author's self-satisfaction and mental health, Everyone is awesome but I still ship Ben & Devi I'm sorry, Make the Friendship Bracelets (Take the Moment and Taste It), and i thought huh. He's got his own floor, but it's just too fucking far right now, and he's feeling lazy. Yup, Clint says and squeezes Steve harder. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. I mean, ask anyone. Yeah, Im with Vision. He's got a big metal mug in hand (he still occasionally forgets the no-smash rule when he wants a refill of something, and it's just easier for them to give him metal mugs for now), and he sits down in an almost perfect lotus position. I'm not great at relationships, Clint, Tony murmurs when they pull back for air. Tony brightens considerably at that. I mean that literally.. Requests are open! She is dating The Paxton Hall-Yoshida! I know, Clint. Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. Natasha doesn't say 'I told you so' and he appreciates it, truly does, especially since she's well entitled to because fuck. Ben is reminiscing on his (failed) relationship with Devi. We're starting. With Bucky, I was it was good. He breaks the stare he's got going with Bruce and opts for staring at the floor with a lost look. Nat and Wanda took drinks. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. Clint quashes that voice so hard it groans in metaphorical pain and leaves him alone. So after a mission, I y'know.. And why can't he stop looking at Devi. We never actually dated, did we? Tony asks out of the blue and scrunches his nose. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. What she didn't expect, however, was to catch the eye of a devilishly handsome ex-Russian assassin with a metal arm and a desperate need to be loved. Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? She took a shot. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. He had never been in a relationship before, the homecoming date with Liz a complete disaster. Never have I ever kept and used screenshots as blackmail, Tony said eyeing Natasha. He knew exactly what he was going to say. Tony pouts. With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? Natasha huffs a laugh and pulls back. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.". Stupid strings, he mutters, apparently to himself, before he looks up at Clint with swimming eyes. The elevator dinged. Yep. Clint nods. "Parker?" I believe it would be best if we stopped the game now as it seems to be somewhat awkward. What the HELL?' she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. Okay, a member of the same sex, then. "I'm here for a second, then I'm gone. And why is it that the only boy she can talk to is her ex? Tony sighs and burrows deeper into Clint's skin. #geniouspeter Um, thank you, Clint, he says softly. "Never have I ever missed a Decathlon practice.". Why, thank you, Anthony!. "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). #peterparker Tony is still up, working on his tablet in bed, sprawled with his feet poking out from beneath the silky covers. I mean, are there any questions off-limits, or, Yes, Natasha and Clint say just as Tony says Nope, none!, Tony glares at them. I was sleeping. Maybe it won't be as bad this time, Natasha muses. We are, aren't we?. He walked over to over and kissed her passionately. It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. "Because the morning after we woke up in random places half-naked, we all swore that we would never smoke marijuana ever again," Luke says and this makes everyone in the junior team nod and the rest shift around. Tony placed his drink on the side, Natasha automatically leaning over to fill it. "Never have I ever worn a planting pot on my head," Mom says and I take a drink and see no else do so. Cliiiiiint, Tony whines and elbows him in the side. But you do care deeply for each other, Thor says and sounds vaguely approving? Shuffles a little closer to Tony. The Defenders (Netflix Marvel Universe) Yes? Other people who are not Clint, obviously. I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. Please proceed!. He had changed out of his suit into a baggy jumper May given him for his birthday, joggers and random socks that had been on the floor of his bedroom. Okay? Tony laughs, throaty and quiet. Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. but he could also hear Sally say 'never have I ever slept with the opposite sex.'. Told in two timelines, this is a story of finding both a father and a new home. 'I want to be referee!' But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. She was the one to offer the cursed game. Bucky wolf whistled. Okay! Clint was next "Never have I ever, uhh, kissed a dude? Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with Uncle Bucky and Uncle Steve. Sowhat was the object? Bucky smirked. When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. Every agent of HYDRA is acquainted with pain of some sort. Anyways, guys, MJ. So if you don't mind?, It takes a couple of seconds before Clint gets the implications so get the hell outta my room and when he does, he whines. ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. Oh, c'mon. Remember the toast?, Ouff! Steve goes to the floor, but turns around immediately, just as Natasha tries to knee him in the back. Also this is kind of a rewrite of episode 3x04 but there is no Navarathri celebration and Kamala moved out long ago. Anyone we know? Parker, you're in charge. Never have I ever battled motherfucking aliens.. He rolls his bottle slowly between his fingers. Before they started, they all agreed to not let the game get sexual as there was a child present. Peter smirked. Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. He grips her leg and she lets herself fall to the ground, where they resume their wrestling match. The building came down and I couldn't leave because we were fighting while the building was burning and I got stabbed through the chest with a metal rod. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. Well, fuck, Tony says, and sounds a little strangled. Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. And today, he saw Jessica at school too, so he was ecstatic about that too. (he was the youngest, and fortunately for him, only had one drink). Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. "Because we're like siblings and always want to remember that," Ava says and we drop our shirts back down. Now it's my turn.". He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. "You knew?" I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. #blackwidow Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. Peter and Natasha were the only ones to drink. What the hell Pete?! They were with the mob anyway, they could afford a little lost food., I admire your choice in which establishment to stiff, Tony pointed at Wanda. #spiderson Or, 'trust' is a relative term, but yeah. Trust me, Cap, he fit neatly in the bully category, Clint says with a smirk. No, Clint says, because they didn't. Ned shook his head, as if to say; 'No, don't do this, jeez Pete! Nah, you heard Steve. "I'm Peter's fianc." All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? Everyone's got drinks, phones are off, all's well? Tony peers around, jittery with excitement again. He's certainly grown on everyone else who lives in this tower even Steve's stopped looking at Tony like a secondary version of his dad, and started smiling at the guy more. He laughs, and gives Peter a devilish grin. It's a skill. Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. Peter smiled, he never knew this. You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist. D'nt care. Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. which, to be fair, was a good point. Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. Okay. A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. "Explain, now. Team red slowly took a sip of juice trying not to be notice. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. What could possibly go wrong, right?. Yeah?. They went back into the elevator. Never have I ever Wanda smiled evilly as she side-eyed Tony, done a line of cocaine off a woman I didnt knows ass.. Paxton Hall- Youshia wasn't used to being confused by girls. Unless you want to tap that, obviously, in which hey, I applaud that.
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