Teddy Their journey includes a variety of scary adventures (including a ferocious junkyard dog, a swamp full of leeches, and a treacherous leap from a train trestle), but it's also a time for personal revelations, quiet interludes, and the raucous comradeship of best friends. Chris What're you, his mother? From the racks and stacks, it's the best on wax! Vern (Billy is also a member of the teenage gang that plagues the boys later.) He has a normal family and is bullied by his older brother. - Gordie: Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. Teddy: I'm stayin' right here. Shut up, Vern. But kids lose everything unless there's someone there to look out for them. : Chris: Yeah. I guess I'm just a p*ssy, huh? Chris Just maybe. He stormed the beach, you f*ggot! I heard that Vern Tessio likes you and wants to ask you out." Your best friend giggled and pointed towards one of the nerds. [They flip their coins again, and this time all show tails except for Gordie], Teddy: You lose, Gordie! , Gordie: Sorry, Vern. Vern Tessio Stand by Me is filled with complications for each of the boys. Chris 4 Mar. : Wagon Train's a really cool show, but did you notice they never get anywhere? Damn it! He had a leech hanging from his balls, he fainted! Go, Vern! He also has horrible friends. Teddy: How far do you think it's gonna be? : A knight without armor in a savage land . we both have dark brown hair, brown eyes and we're b. Jerry O'connell. As the story begins, Gordie's friend Vern Tessio asks his him and two other friends, Teddy DuChamp and Chris Chambers, if they want to see a dead body near another town. He is friends with Chris, Gordie, and Teddy. Go! : Jesus, does anyone? : Oh yeah, my cousin's like that, sincerely. That's easy-Pez. It's like God gave you something man. Why couldn't you have gotten breakfast stuff? : : [to Vern] You gonna flip, or not? Let me in! 60 cents from Teddy. Teddy Chris, who'd always made the best peace, tried to break it up. : : : Chris Lardass Hogan Vern: [looking at a pond in their way] Told you we should've stuck to the tracks. Vern: You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman? Let's get moving. Jerry O'Connell (Vern Tessio) Vern Tessio (Jerry O'Connell) rounds out the group of four boys featured in Stand by Me. Superman's a real guy. Hey Chris? "Hey, hey, hey! Milo: HEY! What? : Gordie: RUN, VERN! Any of you guys know when the next train is due? Did your mother have any kids that lived? We should all go. : I think we can get some stuff there. "Have Gun Will Travel." He has a tight-knit group of friends (Gordie, Chris, and Teddy) who lend a helping hand in keeping him safe. Vern Tessio Age: 12 - 13 Bestfriends: Teddy, Chris, Gordie Portrayed By: Jerry O'Conell Vern Tessio was born in Castle Rock, Vern is the goofiest and scariest boy in the gang, his friends call him Verno, this kid heard his two brothers talking about Ray Brower's body, so Vern told the other kids where the body was, and they decided to go for it. I brought the comb! Chris: He wants you to come over there so he can beat the piss out of you and take you to the cops. The 12 Best Vern Tessio Quotes #2: Vern: You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman? Gordie: Sure, you only outweigh him by 500 pounds, fat-ass! : Indie Movie Posters. - Milo: I know who you are. Milo: Hey, you kids! | Four Kids. The fat kid whose older brother Billy is one of the original discoverers of the body. 2023. [Lardass finishes his third pie] : Gordie: Don't call me any of your mother's pet names. : How did Vern tessio die. , A fat lady barfed in her purse. : - Vern: What am I supposed to do, think of everything? Teddy Stop it stop it. : , It is also possible to buy "Stand by Me" on Apple TV, Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, YouTube, Microsoft Store, AMC on Demand . - Teddy: Boy, you don't know nothing! To escape this, they return to nature to be children and to prove a point to the entire town that has dragged them down to their "small town" thinking. Born in Manhattan, NY in 1974, O'Connell landed arguably his most famous part, chubby kid Vern Tessio, in Stephen King adaptation "Stand by Me" (1986), in his first ever film. : : I think Annette's tits are getting bigger. : Teddy Gordie: Sure, you only outweigh him by 500 pounds, fat ass! Oh, great, Chambers! Thus, a kid, who had illegally scaled the junkyard fence, might hear the dread cry, "Chopper, sic balls." Milo: You come on and try it, you slimy bastard. COME BACK HERE, GODDAMMIT! The Writer: The train had knocked Ray Brower out of his Keds the same way it had knocked the life out of his body. Gordie You die, Chambers! Teddy: Oh, great! : [after dropping his hamburger in the campfire by accident], [the boys get dressed and Gordie is recovering from fainting], [Fighting Teddy and punching him over and over], [singing the ending song to their western], [after the Milo Pressman incident, Vern tries to light up the mood by singing while Teddy cries]. : [Chris and Teddy watch with horror; Gordie, thinking quickly, grabs Vern, and the two jump off the side of the bridge just as the train is about to hit them; as the train passes, Chris and Teddy run over to the end of the bridge and see Gordie and Vern disheveled but unharmed]. He meant those things, but it seems to me now it was more and that we all knew it. Teddy Vern: Like Charlie Hogan's brother. Junkyard opens at 3:00. You brought the comb! They just let him in. : And you know this one time Vern: Yeah, yeah, right. Gordie I was the stupid one for even trying to give it back. Mayor Grundy Rate this quote: (4.50 / 2 votes) 2,998 Views Share your thoughts on this Stand by Me's quote with the community: https://www.quotes.net/mquote/90312 0 Comments Publish : We go across here, we could get to the same place in ten minutes. Memorable quote: "You guys wanna go see a dead body?" Vern Tessio In 1959, four boys venture out into the wilderness to locate the body of a local missing teenager. : Go screw. Vern Cherry flavor Pez. Gordie 4/2/2014 0 Comments Vern Tessio Age: 12 - 13. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy. Chris: Not even when the ladies leave the seat down. Well. : Now come on, flip again. Go on, move it! After learning that a stranger has been accidentally killed near their rural homes, four Oregon boys decide to go see the body. The Craft. Come back here, you hear me?! , Chris asks the boys if they sit at a separate table to you and Chris. Too cool! , I'm not goin' all the way out there. Within a few seconds, Lardass has finished his first pie]. Real good. Vince Desjardins: I'll tell you how they're gonna find him. Vern Teddy: [to Vern] You go. : Principal Wiggins barfed on the lumberjack that was sitting next to him. You flinched! Vern he is my world. Vern No way man. No but this is. I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once! Just say that I told this story. Chris: Bulltrue! Pez. : Supposed to be Hyboid Gland or something. Vern I brought the comb! Include crossovers; Exclude crossovers; Show only crossovers; Completion Status. Vern I brought the comb! During the course of their journey, Gordie, Chris Chambers, Teddy Duchamp, and Vern Tessio come to terms with . Yeah, yeah, right. Chris: He wants you to go over there so he can beat the piss out of you and then take you to the cops! I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. I just wish that I could go some place where nobody knows me. That's not the secret knock. If he had one. Happens sometimes, friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant. We might even see a bear. It's stupid, it's a stupid waste of time. Milo: You watch your mouth, smart guy! He pretended he was eating cow-plops, and rat guts in blueberry sauce. [cackles] Gordie loses! You're just a kid, Gordie Chris: I wish the hell I was your dad. The women in the audience screamed. Vern: I wasn't that scared. Like many other ESFJs or Consuls, Vern desperately wants to be loved by his social group. Yeah, Teddy. Jerry O'Connell was born in New York City, to Linda (Witkowski), an art teacher, and Michael O'Connell, a British-born advertising agency art director. Run! They have desires for themselves as human beings and as children who are forced into adulthood by the adults around them. 20. : Milo: Don't you call me that, you little tin weasel. : You don't even have any hair!" Jerry O'Connell - Vern Tessio Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp [Tag: hair ] more on this quote "- Teddy: This is my age! Vern Oh, Gordie just screwed the pooch! See you in junior high. And Lardass just sat back and enjoyed what he'd created-a complete and total barf-o-rama! Now, you're turning pussy too! Mayor Grundy [to himself, quietly] , What am I supposed to eat? But you know it's not his fault it's his glands. Too cool. Vern Quotes "It's like God gave you something, man - all those stories you can come up with." "You're just a kid, Gordie." "If your parents are too fucked up to do it, then maybe I should." "Not if I see you first." "Bull-true." "Do you wanna be the Lone Ranger or the Cisco Kid?" "You're gonna have to kill me Ace." "Skin it." Teddy: Did your mother ever have any kids that lived? Daphne Guinness It has often struck me that the relation of two important members of the social body to one another has never been sufficiently considered, or treated of, so far as I know, either by the philosopher or the poet. Oh, God. Chris: Girls, girls, girls, cool it. Teddy: Sh*t, this wasn't my idea, it was Vern's idea! That happens sometimes. Vern What's Goofy. : 7 His friends began to bother him and he looked back up with a flushed face. Gordie [to Lardass] Gordie's parents loved Dennis and are now indifferent to Gordie. What do you need a comb for?! Vern Tessio. And maybe I took it to Old Lady Simmons and told her, and the money was all there. A long time ago. He drives a car and wears a hat. , Superman's a real guy. [Chris and Teddy hand Gordie their money] 68 cents from Chris. Do you think that anyone would've believed it? Chris: Yeah, I took it! No shit. Everybody's weird. Just ahead of him, two men got into an argument; one of them pulled a knife. [the boys sit down to count their money] Okay, I got $1.02. [the train gets closer to Gordie and Vern]. We should all go. [Cheers and applause; Mayor aside to Travis]. Hey, hey, hey! Chris Gordie: Move Ace. When businessman Vern Tessio received an order for one of his products from the USA, he knew it could take weeks to arrive. Gordie, to a lesser extent. I know all you guys. Chris: It's what everyone thinks of my family in this town. Teddy Tessio is the other powerful caporegime in the Corleone Family alongside Peter Clemenza.Tessio first collaborates with Vito Corleone and Clemenza as a young man in Little Italy. Stop Teddy : Eyeball: So what's with you and this Connie Palermo chick? [The boys have come across a train trestle, and are contemplating crossing it.]. "- Vern: What am I supposed to do, think of everything? Rated: R. Memorable quote: "We are the weirdos, mister." Nancy Downs. What are you, crazy? Pussy. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. If I can only have one food for the rest of my life? You better pace yourself if you wanna hold out, boy. Vern : You're Teddy Duchamp. Whoever told you that you had a fat one, Lachance? She weighs over three hundred pounds. You don't even have any hair! Teddy: Look, you guys can go around if you want to. Donelley Twin It's stupid. Chris: Hell no! Vern's gonna die! Is it me, or are you the world's biggest pussy? 2023. We'll flip for it. : You use your left hand or your right hand for that? Rounding off the quartet is Corey Feldman who stars as Teddy Duchamp, a rather screwed-up kid whose father is taking residence in a mental hospital. Vern He says complains to Teddy when he spat water at his face: ". Vern: What am I supposed to do, think of everything?! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Gordie Teddy: Yeah, by the time we get there, the kid won't even be dead anymore. A genuine crowd-pleaser, this heartfelt movie led director Rob Reiner to even greater success with his next film, The Princess Bride. You might even write about us guys if you ever get hard up for material. I'LL SIC MY DOG ON YOU! If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? Teddy: What are you cracked? We'll be there by sundown. It was grand. Yeah. - Chris: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard? [laughs] Yeah, by the time we get there, the kid won't even be dead anymore. There'll all like that. Vern Tessio Teddy Duchamp Gordie Lachance is the protagonist in the story. I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!!! It's his glands. You ain't got the sack to shoot a woodchuck. But it's delightfully entertaining from start to finish, thanks to the rapport among its young cast members and the timeless, universal themes of friendship, family, and the building of character and self-esteem. : 1 He crawled out of the opening and stood up. I cherish these moments. Chris: Your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant. Duchamp, and Vern Tessio come to terms with death and the harsh truths of growing up in this iconic, unforgettable, coming-of-age story that was also adapted in the 1986 film classic Stand by Me. Because Vern had been eavesdropping under the front of the house. Chris Vern attracts a lot of bullies but knows how to deflect them as much as possible with comedy. I knew the $64,000 question was fixed. I'm just one of those low-life Chambers kids. GET UP! Teddy: My father stormed the beach at Normandy! I saw the other day, he was carrying 5 elephants in one hand. [Vern immediately cowers] Sh*t, Vern! See you in school. Renaissance Fair. There's one thing I didn't understand. Teddy His fast gun for hire heads the calling wind .. Release Dates : ", [Gordie keeps running and starts screaming as Chopper goes after him. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents. : I wasn't that scared. He weighs close to one-eighty. Sincerely. Gordie: F*** writing! [the boys begin walking away].